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Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 2:54am - love - by :( -
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -
Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel
Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 2:18am - love - by SadGuy - United Kingdom
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)
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