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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 788
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Niki0308 : My name is Nikki. I love all my friends. I love ya Ellie, Mindy, Lacey, and Emm! I judge honestly but don't take it personally! OH! And I love cookies. :3

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Niki0308's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

#16673731
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17120) - you deserved it (36600)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37843) - you deserved it (9685)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

#5937926
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54260) - you deserved it (5146)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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