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Niia
  • Town/Country : Summerville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Niia : Fuck life period

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Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

#6370061 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (19427) - you deserved it (5628)

On 11/19/2009 at 4:14pm - kids - by mizzy (woman) - United States

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (17650) - you deserved it (2378)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

#6356025 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (10962) - you deserved it (4910)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm - intimacy - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)