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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Lockedinroom (man) - United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:05pm - misc - by ashleigh_anarchy (woman) - Australia
Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 4:30am - love - by lonleystoner91 - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - misc - by graduate - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by anythingjean (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)
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