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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1476
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NicoleIAm : Hey, I'm Nicole. I absolutely love reading (I'm obsessed with Harry Potter), writing, and playing guitar. I listen to classic rock, alternative rock, and pop and I hate rap/hip hop.

I can't stand romantic comedies (AKA chick flicks), cheese, people who scream for no reason, and people who stereotype others.

I get annoyed very easily, and I usually seem pretty normal but I can be very crazy and random. Guess that's it :)

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Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

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