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NicoleIAm

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1761
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NicoleIAm : Hey, I'm Nicole. I absolutely love reading (I'm obsessed with Harry Potter), writing, and playing guitar. I listen to classic rock, alternative rock, and pop and I hate rap/hip hop.

I can't stand romantic comedies (AKA chick flicks), cheese, people who scream for no reason, and people who stereotype others.

I get annoyed very easily, and I usually seem pretty normal but I can be very crazy and random. Guess that's it :)

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NicoleIAm's favorite FMLs

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38197) - you deserved it (6452)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33804) - you deserved it (3117)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

#2855395
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87011) - you deserved it (4176)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93386) - you deserved it (243519)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

#1793303
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33280) - you deserved it (51085)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

#1026397
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29241) - you deserved it (84494)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

#598491
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78678) - you deserved it (6059)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

#598491
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78678) - you deserved it (6059)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42925) - you deserved it (12771)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42925) - you deserved it (12771)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42925) - you deserved it (12771)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42925) - you deserved it (12771)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)



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