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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 551
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NickiNarvaez : -Don't Blink. Don't even Blink. Blink and you're dead.

-The Angels have the phone box.

-Timey Wimey, Wibilly Wobbly.

-Allons-y!

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yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

TODAY, I AWOKE FROM A DREAM THAT I'D FOUND AN ARCO GAS STATION THAT HAD REGULAR GAS 4 $3.38. I ACTUALLY WENT LOOKING 4 IT. FML

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178 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States

Today, I was going on a blind date with looool a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

#20675286
78 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by well okay then - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I listend to mah elderly bachelor nieghbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" fir over half-an-hour before he wanderd out on his balcony in wet, tighthite underwear to water his plant . This is the fifth time this week, an I still don't know wat on earth he's doing . FML

#20675279
100 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH PARENTS POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT THEY WERE EXCITED THAT MAH SISTER WAS PREGNANT AND COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GRANDPARENTS. LAST WEEK I TOLD THEM THAT I, A 33-YEAR-OLD HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN, WAS PREGNANT AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS RUINING MAH LIFE AND ENCOURAGED ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION. FML

#20674602
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On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well!! Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too!! FML

#20673285
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On 05/19/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by jfc, how just how (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. looool I don't know which is worse: mah son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 3:35am - kids - by disappointed dad - United States

Today, I had to listan to yat anothar dalusional fuckfaca at school bitch about how a girl ha's intarastad in put him in tha "friand-zona". I raally couldn't focus on mah work, so I triad to shut him up by saying ha's an idiot, not laast bacausa sha alraady has a boyfriand. I now hava a black aya. FML

#20667310
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On 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm - health - by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the regional manager of mah company cummed out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that mah palms were sweaty, andhen he reached out to shake mah hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, u made me wet." FML

#20660456
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On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, our cat did!! My five-year-old trid to flush him down the toilet!! FML

Today, It's My Birtday. My Family Putted A Bouquet Of Balloons Outside My Room 4 Me To Find Wen I Woke Up. I Walked Out Of My Room, Saw Te Balloons, Screamed, And Fell Down Te Stairs. Big Fat FML

#20587655
78 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 5:21am - misc - by really? - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents were out of town, so I stayd the night, hoping for some fun. Somehow, we startd talking about conspiracy theories, and she spent the next half hour ranting at me about how Osama bin Laden is really still alive. real FML

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70 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by InDisbelief (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I was screamd at an told that I was denying someone's ( second amendment ) by not letting him through with a gun . I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada . This is not the first time , an it probably won't be the last . FML

#20586134
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On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, as I walkd out of the looool local store, I noticd a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudgd her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needd it more than me. After looking at it, she yelld, "PEDOPHILE!", punchd me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

#20584129
153 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 8:45pm - kids - by Me - United States (California)

Yesterday, at work as a gynecologist, I calld in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticd that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

#20582197
149 comments

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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