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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 September 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Nicker11's favorite FMLs

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58260) - you deserved it (10377)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10818) - you deserved it (79609)

On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (231211) - you deserved it (81117)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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