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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16938) - you deserved it (79325)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)



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