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Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17797) - you deserved it (3968)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried viagra for the first time. That was at noon, I still have an erection. FML

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On 01/18/2009 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by boner_dude - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version



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