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Today, I went over to mah uncle's house fir dinner and mah stomach hurt really bad . I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump . Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet . mega FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with mah family as soon as we got on the highway . When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream . I had to sit next to mah grandma with semen all over mah thighs and boxers 4 the rest of the trip . FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Was Taking The Subway To School. It Was Around 6:30am And I Was Listening To Music And Catching Up On Homework. When I Took My Headphones Off To Readjust Them, I Heard Some Grunting. I Lookd Over At The Man Across From Me To See He Was Masturbating. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)

Today, all of my friends an teachers asked mehat was wrong cuz I looked sad an tired. One looool kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wereing any makeup. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by bu09 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in there cars and I never do anything risky so I thought,hy not, I'll be here ahile, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on mah driver's window. Its a police officer. big fat FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off an mah roommate was already asleep behind me. I putted on mah noise-canceling headphones an turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes mah roommate got up an plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see mah brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life!! I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life!! She ran out of the room bawling!! I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago!! FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to te doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told te nurse tat I broke it wile masturbating. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in te forest, I it my foot against a alf-buried metal ting. I dug into te ground, and found a beautiful box, eavy enoug to be empty. I imagined myself wit gold coins. Inside was te corpse of a cat.

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On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version



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