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by Karmaisabitch / 05/18/2012 at 2:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by PixieWrists / 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Health
by annoym / 02/21/2012 at 6:49am / United States (Florida) / Work
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm / Belgium (Brabant Wallon) / Miscellaneous
by wetdreams / 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 2:58am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids
Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2012 at 4:00am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Suzie Leone / 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high… Today, I bought my husband a massage to help with his back pain. He said his back hurt too much to… Today, My two Co-Workers and I realized that we have been working for the same company for years as…