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"Mecka lecka halava beem sala beem."
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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)
Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML
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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 7:47am - misc - by Tom - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)
Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)
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