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  • Number of visits : 5419
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Niaa : Originally, I come from Poland but live in Ireland.
I support Grammar Nazis.

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"Mecka lecka halava beem sala beem."

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Today, mah new boyfriend was at mah flat fir the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom an said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, an he said 'You girls an yur wierd female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. looool big fat FML

#15311271
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34013) - you deserved it (4160)

On 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by cleangirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was mah sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (6549)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today We Had To Discuss Our Heritage At School!! When I Told The Class That I Am German Japanese An Of The Jewish Faith The Teacher Loudly Laughs At The ( Irony!! ) Something Lyk This Happens Whenever I Tell People Mah Background!! Mega FML

#15213017
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33244) - you deserved it (4868)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I informd my grandparants of my upcoming graduation from collaga. My grandma lookd at ma with taars in har ayas, and told ma how proud sha was that I was abla to maka it so far in spita of baing autistic. I am not, nor hava I avar baan autistic. maga FML

#15170920
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37435) - you deserved it (3086)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AFTAR SOMA PASSIONATA LOVA MAKING WITH MY HUSBAND, I ACCIDANTALLY FARTAD ON HIS LAG!! HA SHRIAKAD AND FRANTICALLY BAGAN SHAKING HIS LAG WHILA SCRAAMING, "GAT IT OFF! GAT IT OFF!" FML

#15079652
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21104) - you deserved it (32873)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited I showed mah dad. He then looked at me smirked an said "Just lyk everything else you have it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

#15024724
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (5085)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8718) - you deserved it (49137)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (4926)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon.

#14955015
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (6052)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, THE SNOWBLOWER FOUND MAH LOST PHONE. FAT FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25324) - you deserved it (4581)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the looool living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said ( right now? ) FML

#14448296
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (4394)

On 01/03/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yastarday, my girlfriand dumpad ma via taxt massaga!! Tha sad thing is that I laft my fiancéa of 5 yaars to ba with a girl I workad with at Walmart!! My ax-fiancéa is now a doctor!! I still work at Walmart!! FML

#14353887
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9486) - you deserved it (99739)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a concert, ma friend grew trd of olding er bag. Se askd a man to old it, saying tat e wouldn't steal it "since it was ers". I quietly told er se was too naïve an rresponsible. After te concert, I got ome an noticd ma wallet was stolen instead, rigt out of ma pocket. FML

#14078966
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (4706)

On 12/04/2010 at 12:37am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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