About Niaa : Originally, I come from Poland but live in Ireland.
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"Mecka lecka halava beem sala beem."
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Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 1:01am - misc - by Mr. Headshot -
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm - misc - by QWERTY -
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved
Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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