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Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32975) - you deserved it (4523)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16824) - you deserved it (8186)

On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

#5171509
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38312) - you deserved it (5393)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

#924163
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100914) - you deserved it (3611)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - health - by Fitz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

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On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version



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