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NeverDont
  • Town/Country : Near NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 570
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About NeverDont : Just a bored 12-year-old. Got a blog! www.thatguywithalaptop.blogspot.com

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Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19210) - you deserved it (1983)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

#19393647
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18311) - you deserved it (1397)

On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18516) - you deserved it (2343)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22045) - you deserved it (2285)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20821) - you deserved it (1387)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48488) - you deserved it (3573)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)



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