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About NeverDont : Just a bored 12-year-old. Got a blog! www.thatguywithalaptop.blogspot.com

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Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

#19393647
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23190) - you deserved it (2004)

On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21174) - you deserved it (2583)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24339) - you deserved it (2474)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25551) - you deserved it (1991)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)



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