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NeverDont
  • Town/Country : Near NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About NeverDont : Just a bored 12-year-old. Got a blog! www.thatguywithalaptop.blogspot.com

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Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

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151 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
137 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

#19400552
95 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

#19400366
117 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

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187 comments

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

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136 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

#19399139
144 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Wannabees (woman) - Canada

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

#19397276
92 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

#19397003
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On 04/02/2012 at 7:40pm - money - by unfriendlyskies (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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129 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

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106 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

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217 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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220 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan



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