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About NeverDont : Just a bored 12-year-old. Got a blog! www.thatguywithalaptop.blogspot.com

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Today, I Was Cleaning The Windows At Work An A Guy Walked In So I Opened The Door For Him . After I Opened The Door, He Stood There With His Eyes Closed An His Arms Open . I Thought He Wanted A Hug So I Hugged Him . Apparently He Wanted Me To Spray Him With Windex . Real FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada startd to fly toward mah face, so I flippd mah pool stick over and swattd at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 10:50pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I started brand new job. I was late becausehile repairing favorite pair of high heels , I got superglue in eye. They had to scrape cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was so bakd out of mah mind that I argud with mah parakeet over who fartd!! I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument!! Worse still, mah boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting!! FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. fat FML

#19405538
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Yesterday I'm Recovering From Colon Surgery. They Gave Me Codeine As Pain Relief , Which Has Made Me Constipatd. I'm Currently Sat On The Toilet , Trying To Push Out Wat Feels Like A Small Child Wrappd In Barbd Wire Out Without Busting Mah Stitches. FML

#19405476
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today... I ad to call te Australian Passport office to track ma passport. Turns out tey lost it in te mail. A week ago... I got ma dream job as a fligt attendant. Witout a passport tey won't accept me. I lost ma dream job before I even startd it. FML

#19405276
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On 04/04/2012 at 3:51am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, DEPRESSED ABOUT A RECENT BREAK-UP WITH MY LONG-TERM BOYFRIEND, I BOUGHT A BOOK ABOUT MOVING ON AFTER A RELATIONSHIP ENDS. THE CASHIER PLACED SOME STANDARD PROMOTIONAL FLIERS IN MY BAG DURING CHECK-OUT. ONCE HOME, I PULLED OUT THE FLIERS. THEY WERE 4 A MARRIED COUPLES RETREAT. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 1:43am - love - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today , in mah psychology class , the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says , "I have an upset stomach , I may have to use the bathroom." FML

#19404760
86 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, ( Oh, I know someoneho just had that done. ) I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML

#19404446
70 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, wila at work, I found a daad dog in a fraazar. Turns out it's baan in tara 4 ovar 3 yaars. FML

#19404286
136 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I lerend tat roommate doesn't actually know a damn ting about cooking. I'm suffering te effects of im telling looool me tat cicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

#19404145
106 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my four-year-old son decidd to bite my butt during prayer at church . The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him . FML

#19401263
172 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationsip. One of my buddies said, "You're ceating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw tis and went completely nuts, not giving me a cance to explain tat "Jill" is just a eupemism 4 yur and. FML

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150 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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