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NeverDont
  • Town/Country : Near NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 564
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About NeverDont : Just a bored 12-year-old. Got a blog! www.thatguywithalaptop.blogspot.com

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Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
125 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

#19416398
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16548) - you deserved it (1916)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
119 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

#19415832
87 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

#19415450
73 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

#19414081
96 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
109 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
176 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

#19411830
114 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by I hate nasty people - United States (Indiana)

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
141 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML

#19411148
114 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18437) - you deserved it (10952)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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