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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

#16779539
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27040) - you deserved it (4370)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31557) - you deserved it (6677)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

#16776471
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40181) - you deserved it (3182)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48810) - you deserved it (4373)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37133) - you deserved it (11864)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

#16771812
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34691) - you deserved it (2813)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

#16708648
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41781) - you deserved it (10812)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

#16708517
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (2630)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:06am - love - by ari - United States

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML

#16706324
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23411) - you deserved it (10058)

On 06/17/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by jaybob18 - United States (New York)

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30894) - you deserved it (2597)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

#16704892
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36374) - you deserved it (3509)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31330) - you deserved it (5180)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

#16702433
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35916) - you deserved it (4944)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:17pm - money - by pookie99 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

#16693416
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32801) - you deserved it (3189)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38360) - you deserved it (5452)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States



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