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  • Number of visits : 1171
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NessieMonster188 : For all those FMLers who care to read this:
-I am a former Canadian. So before you begin to complain to me about below freezing weather, please consider I lived in an igloo for quite some time and my only means of transportation were by moose and polar bear.
-I may only be a teenager, but this does not give you the right to treat me as some immature delinquent. Surprisingly enough, I could be the total opposite.
-I'm nice to everyone, but please note I have a short tolerance when someone annoys me constantly. Don't say I didn't warn you.
-I'm really into bands like Disturbed, RHCP and The Misfits
-In my free time I like to write poetry, play American football, race cars, and watch anime
-Finally, I speak German, Russian, Japanese and SARCASM in complete fluency.

Got a question? Drop me a message and I'm sure to answer :)

Edit: Currently in Canada right now, so my replies to messages might be a bit delayed

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Today, my kitten made it snow inside my house using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML

#20495653
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24128) - you deserved it (4757)

On 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

#20494070
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23239) - you deserved it (34813)

On 02/05/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

#20492744
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27548) - you deserved it (3190)

On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

#20475517
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32112) - you deserved it (5470)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML

#20463921
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30620) - you deserved it (3196)

On 01/17/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by Mizzaroo - United States (Washington)

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24005) - you deserved it (3797)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)



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