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About NessieMonster188 : Poetry is life
Music's my bae
I can be interesting at times so that's cool
Yes I'm Canadian, no I don't have a pet moose
Active again after being gone for like a year
Feel free to message me if you'd like :)
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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015