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About NessieMonster188 : For all those FMLers who care to read this:
-I am a former Canadian. So before you begin to complain to me about below freezing weather, please consider I lived in an igloo for quite some time and my only means of transportation were by moose and polar bear.
-I may only be a teenager, but this does not give you the right to treat me as some immature delinquent. Surprisingly enough, I could be the total opposite.
-I'm nice to everyone, but please note I have a short tolerance when someone annoys me constantly. Don't say I didn't warn you.
-I'm really into bands like Disturbed, RHCP and The Misfits
-In my free time I like to write poetry, play American football, race cars, and watch anime
-Finally, I speak German, Russian, Japanese and SARCASM in complete fluency.
Got a question? Drop me a message and I'm sure to answer :)
Edit: Currently in Canada right now, so my replies to messages might be a bit delayed
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Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014