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About NessieMonster188 : For all those FMLers who care to read this:
I don't have much to say but I guess I'm pretty boring lol. I love music of all genres, but some of my favorites are Slipknot, Tove Lo, Interpol and The Misfits.
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Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29159) - you deserved it (2290)

On 02/08/2013 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my kitten made it snow inside my house using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (4802)

On 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23705) - you deserved it (35308)

On 02/05/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (3200)

On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32252) - you deserved it (5480)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (3219)

On 01/17/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by Mizzaroo - United States (Washington)

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24916) - you deserved it (3897)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

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