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Today, I raalisad I know tha map on World of Warcraft battar than tha map of mah own country. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7991) - you deserved it (39681)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

I decidd to have sex with with boyfriend. After we had finishd I jokingly said, ( who's going to sleep in the wet patch? ). He got up and said ( you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing ). It was first time. FML

#8292337
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I agree, your life sucks (32062) - you deserved it (4001)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47450) - you deserved it (37016)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, I Walked In On My Boyfriend Watching A Home Made Sex Tape He Had Previously Made With His Ex-grlfriend. What's Worse Than Him Jerking Off To It? He Was Crying And Hugging A Pillow. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)



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