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Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5750) - you deserved it (29701)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

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260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22984) - you deserved it (2723)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40562) - you deserved it (30565)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

#7811688
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25349) - you deserved it (1929)

On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

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45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53892) - you deserved it (6264)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)



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