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About NeonCookies89 : -Negitive bitch
-don't judge the username, I was 12.
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Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Monday 1 September 2014