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NeonCookies89
  • Town/Country : Perdue, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 November 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 87
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About NeonCookies89 : I'm just a small town girl, who posts her opinions and loves music, partying and chocolate. The End.

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Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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