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NeonCookies89

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NeonCookies89

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 November 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NeonCookies89 : -Negitive bitch
-Punk/Rock/Scream
-Love Twinkies
-Snowboarding
-don't judge the username, I was 12.

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Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41912) - you deserved it (3746)

On 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (5834)

On 01/08/2013 at 5:40am - animals - by Coldandshoeless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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