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NeonCookies89
  • Town/Country : Perdue, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 November 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 268
  • Number of comments : 32
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About NeonCookies89 : -Negitive bitch
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Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40258) - you deserved it (3593)

On 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 5:40am - animals - by Coldandshoeless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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