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NeoMatrix25

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NeoMatrix25 : I love FML. Always good for a laugh or a 'wtf' moment, on any given day. I love talking And meeting new people. What to say about me, hmmm.
I'm always there for a friend to be that shoulder to cry on
I'm a hopeless romantic type
I'm the 1% of guys who actually respect girls
I love Anime, video games and music. 3 things I couldn't live without.

Anything else you want to know or just to chat, send me a message :D

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NeoMatrix25's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

#21313942
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24106) - you deserved it (3611)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML

#21313940
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22666) - you deserved it (2045)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:08pm - misc - by blech (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (4077)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

#21296136
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42682) - you deserved it (4031)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

#20661280
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39558) - you deserved it (4055)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)



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