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About NeoMatrix25 : I love FML. Always good for a laugh or a 'wtf' moment, on any given day. I love talking And meeting new people. What to say about me, hmmm.
I'm always there for a friend to be that shoulder to cry on
I'm a hopeless romantic type
I'm the 1% of guys who actually respect girls
I love Anime, video games and music. 3 things I couldn't live without.
Anything else you want to know or just to chat, send me a message :D
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML
Today, I had to drive my husband to hospital after he tried to burn his pubes off with a lighter as part of a bet. On the upside, he probably won't be bugging me for sex for a while. On the downside, I'm married to a moron. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML
Friday 4 September 2015