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NeoMatrix25

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NeoMatrix25

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 August 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NeoMatrix25 : I love FML. Always good for a laugh or a 'wtf' moment, on any given day. I love talking And meeting new people. What to say about me, hmmm.
I'm always there for a friend to be that shoulder to cry on
I'm a hopeless romantic type
I'm the 1% of guys who actually respect girls
I love Anime, video games and music. 3 things I couldn't live without.

Anything else you want to know or just to chat, send me a message :D

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Visits<b>cat4651</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:08am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 7:28pm<b>steph_steph123</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:15pm<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:01am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 3:44pm<b>rebphil18</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:26am<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 12:35pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:58pm<b>QueenLora</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:46pm<b>ajean97</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 9:28am<b>Brandi_Faith</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:12am<b>GETBIGR</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 6:39am<b>bl865ood</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 2:29am<b>sam882</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 2:18pm<b>Noremac42</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:49pm<b>Scrambled</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 1:02pm<b>nina0917</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 11:00am<b>cassiiifaithhh</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 3:28pm

Fucked!<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 9:44pm<b>WalkerBaittt</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 5:56pm<b>aaashketchum</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 5:57am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 2:16pm

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NeoMatrix25's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

#21343357
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33292) - you deserved it (4261)

On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML

#21332217
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33699) - you deserved it (8075)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

#21330412
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33754) - you deserved it (2200)

On 01/04/2015 at 1:46am - work - by gothicvamp93 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML

#21325140
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (3220)

On 12/27/2014 at 5:12am - misc - by still on hol - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I had to drive my husband to hospital after he tried to burn his pubes off with a lighter as part of a bet. On the upside, he probably won't be bugging me for sex for a while. On the downside, I'm married to a moron. FML

#21324724
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32958) - you deserved it (5296)

On 12/26/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by If IQs could be negative... (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I don't have a mother who cares about me. She is my mother. FML

#21324062
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33492) - you deserved it (2295)

On 12/25/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

#21313942
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25376) - you deserved it (3930)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML

#21313940
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24671) - you deserved it (2350)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:08pm - misc - by blech (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38858) - you deserved it (4652)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

#21296136
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44732) - you deserved it (4454)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

#20661280
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41244) - you deserved it (4199)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)



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