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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NeoMatrix25 : I love FML. Always good for a laugh or a 'wtf' moment, on any given day. I love talking And meeting new people. What to say about me, hmmm.
I'm always there for a friend to be that shoulder to cry on
I'm a hopeless romantic type
I'm the 1% of guys who actually respect girls
I love Anime, video games and music. 3 things I couldn't live without.

Anything else you want to know or just to chat, send me a message :D

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Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38632) - you deserved it (3953)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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