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NeoMatrix25
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 August 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 43
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NeoMatrix25 : I love FML. Always good for a laugh or a 'wtf' moment, on any given day. I love talking And meeting new people. What to say about me, hmmm.
I'm always there for a friend to be that shoulder to cry on
I'm a hopeless romantic type
I'm the 1% of guys who actually respect girls
I love Anime, video games and music. 3 things I couldn't live without.

Anything else you want to know or just to chat, send me a message :D

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Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

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