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Nenerf
  • Town/Country : Bakersfield, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 February 1997 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Nenerf : I love cute little animals. I'm kind of an awkward person. I like reading these FMLs cause some of them are interesting. That's all.

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Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (3292) - you deserved it (6941)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (6190) - you deserved it (702)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (19038) - you deserved it (12764)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

#9024995 (397)

I agree, your life sucks (37419) - you deserved it (1280)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

#8083041 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (17244) - you deserved it (5390)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I confessed my love to a guy I've been flirting with for months. He then decided to reject me through a poem on Facebook for all of our friends to read. FML

#7255685 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (2487)

On 01/10/2010 at 9:48am - love - by VAngelique (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

#6120564 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (26201) - you deserved it (3694)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

#5792064 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (21986) - you deserved it (2767)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:38am - work - by Undercover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

#5525122 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (2157)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was informed by my doctor that my stomach lining is inflamed, causing me to vomit almost every time I eat. Oh, and I'm allergic to the only medication to treat it. FML

#5269249 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (45948) - you deserved it (1510)

On 09/15/2009 at 6:16am - health - by Dylan (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

#3484345 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (3613)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by BrokenHearted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (60410) - you deserved it (12474)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

#171168 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (49225) - you deserved it (3195)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by jajaja (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

#108815 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (67697) - you deserved it (3919)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (10724) - you deserved it (31019)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)