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Nena666

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 May 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12215
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nena666 : I'm a nice person ^^

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Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

#19573313
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23814) - you deserved it (4322)

On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13231) - you deserved it (41561)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11050) - you deserved it (27216)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25695) - you deserved it (5047) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

#19490563
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19398) - you deserved it (3616)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20987) - you deserved it (2106)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

#19449312
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8199) - you deserved it (33563)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

#19421032
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22259) - you deserved it (2848)

On 04/07/2012 at 12:32am - animals - by day001313 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27142) - you deserved it (2599)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22527) - you deserved it (3890)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

#19405538
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21102) - you deserved it (1918)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7271) - you deserved it (25228)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24382) - you deserved it (2476)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia



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