About Nena666 : I'm a nice person ^^
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25689) - you deserved it (3780)
On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19628) - you deserved it (6044)
On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20304) - you deserved it (2454) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26186) - you deserved it (2537)
On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia
Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26413) - you deserved it (7018)
On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16147) - you deserved it (28381)
Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25144) - you deserved it (3568)
On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (3750) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26884) - you deserved it (6970)
On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8991) - you deserved it (21765)
On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States
Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (20214)
On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (13590) - you deserved it (5039)
On 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9452) - you deserved it (22880)
On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23624) - you deserved it (11574)
On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5937) - you deserved it (21326)
On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
