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Nena666
  • Town/Country : Groningen, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 7509
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nena666 : I'm a nice person ^^

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Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

#19421032
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20208) - you deserved it (2639)

On 04/07/2012 at 12:32am - animals - by day001313 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (2334)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20597) - you deserved it (3642)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

#19405538
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17331) - you deserved it (1626)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6793) - you deserved it (24016)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (2285)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14717) - you deserved it (1200)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15718) - you deserved it (28890)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20181) - you deserved it (9625)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19167) - you deserved it (4206)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21743) - you deserved it (1572)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML

#19350578
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23293) - you deserved it (5637)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

#19343644
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20847) - you deserved it (2705)

On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (2774)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)



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