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Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by Dom - South Africa (Eastern Cape)
Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -
Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States
Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States
Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by anniemeece (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 12:32am - animals - by day001313 (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
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