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Nena666

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Nena666

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 May 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12685
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nena666 : I'm a nice person ^^

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Nena666's favorite FMLs

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22343) - you deserved it (8726)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met the perfect guy. He's sweet, funny, charming, a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as my father, last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of my dad. FML

#21378117
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31952) - you deserved it (3528)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (287) - you deserved it (9907)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

#21374151
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27371) - you deserved it (2543)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:52pm - health - by minty - United States

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

#21373551
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28521) - you deserved it (3869)

On 03/13/2015 at 12:19am - health - by numbtongue - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43228) - you deserved it (19572)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

#21354035
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29181) - you deserved it (3213)

On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML

#21322036
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19348) - you deserved it (23002)

On 12/22/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33829) - you deserved it (3300)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

#21307823
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38145) - you deserved it (2505)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML

#21300362
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25453) - you deserved it (5211)

On 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

#21297177
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33788) - you deserved it (2454)

On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

#21292789
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28986) - you deserved it (3332)

On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

#21283544
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39591) - you deserved it (10606)

On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)



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