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NelaGacic
  • Town/Country : Vordingborg, Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About NelaGacic : I'm 16 years old and from Denmark :)

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

#19548071
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22729) - you deserved it (2327)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by davincourt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35863) - you deserved it (3391)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29316) - you deserved it (6192)

On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

#19448079
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15235) - you deserved it (1673)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20915) - you deserved it (7627)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43871) - you deserved it (3765)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20369) - you deserved it (2093)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32738) - you deserved it (11620)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32601) - you deserved it (3950)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26895) - you deserved it (3691)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

#18446136
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30784) - you deserved it (3950)

On 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

#18434015
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22743) - you deserved it (2001)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Sal (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

#18057412
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24176) - you deserved it (3196)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by TitMunch - United States (Maryland)

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

#18049088
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28589) - you deserved it (2998)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27915) - you deserved it (3697)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)



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