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NelaGacic

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NelaGacic

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NelaGacic
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 December 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2708
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About NelaGacic : I'm 18 years old and from Denmark :)
Snapchat/Instagram: nelagacic

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NelaGacic's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

#20003299
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25798) - you deserved it (3319)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

#19979186
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36571) - you deserved it (3631)

On 07/23/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31868) - you deserved it (3523)

On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68243) - you deserved it (5651)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (3174)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

#19548071
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (2842)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by davincourt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42167) - you deserved it (3920)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37483) - you deserved it (7208)

On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

#19448079
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23080) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (11651)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50278) - you deserved it (4283)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25832) - you deserved it (2586)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (13350)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40742) - you deserved it (4660)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33448) - you deserved it (4317)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)



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