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by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by trembelwick / 12/03/2011 at 5:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by yessir / 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by no low five / 11/30/2011 at 6:17am / United States / Love
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by seanjohn268 / 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML
by nirvana_mama157 / 11/28/2011 at 7:51am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
by Dani / 11/28/2011 at 7:34am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2011 at 12:54am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
by thunderthighs644 / 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm / Health
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Chubby / 11/17/2011 at 11:50am / United States / Work
- Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me… Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly…
- Today, a customer bitched at me in front of her children for 10 minutes because I wouldn't open the… Today, after my 10 year old brother was watching youtube for hours, he had apparently learned a new… Today, my best friend, who just got his drivers license, convinced me to take my dads brand new car…