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  • Number of visits : 6856
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About NawaltheWall : I'm just your average teenager who, like everyone else on this website, is just here to have a good laugh. Sometimes I feel for some of you with really sad, pitiful FML's. Most of the time, I just get a kick out reading them because some people are just that stupid/funny XD

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Today, I told dad tat for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yea as te 'before' picture". FML

Today I found out mah mom is the nude model for an art class at mah college. FML

#5942211
102 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realizd that I lie to mah friends online and go ( offline ) fir hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

#5942193
97 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version

Today... I went to retrieve mah stolen wallet from the train station. After I collected it... I returned to the place where I parked mah bike to fine that mah bike had been stolen. FML

#5941980
34 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by UnluckyTeen (man) - Singapore

Today... I went to retrieve mah stolen wallet from the train station. After I collected it... I returned to the place where I parked mah bike to fine that mah bike had been stolen. FML

#5941980
34 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by UnluckyTeen (man) - Singapore

TODAY, I LOST MAH HOUSE KEYS WHILE STAGGERING HOME DRUNK, SO I DECIDED TO CLIMB THROUGH AN OPENED WINDOW AN PROMPTLY WENT TO BED!! TWENTY MINUTE LATER THE POLICE WAKE ME UP WHILE ATTEMPTING TO SEARCH MAH PLACE!! THE NEIGHBOR THOUGHT I WAS A BURGLAR AN CALLED THE COPS!! MEGA FML

#5916110
94 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by FailedEngineer (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at mah twin brother fir getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says ( It's not mine. ) Confused , I look at the ticket and see mah name. He used mah license. FML

#5913755
109 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , I learned that if u make fun of a man for walking with looool a cane , you'd better be ready for him to hit u with it. FML

#5912025
233 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire , after he burnt all the belongings in my room , including an £600 guitar. FML

#5910147
93 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 6:46am - kids - by NikkiiFireStarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Was Ordaring Food At McDonalds Whan A Condom Fall Out And Onto Tha Countar. Tha Sarvar Lookad At Ma Funny Bafora Friand Turnad Around And Said, "It's Okay, Ha's Navar Going To Usa It." FML

#5896652
66 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I startd my first day at work, I've been unemployd for ahile an am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask wat we do with the extra bread, an they tell me to throw it away. Bieng poor an hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fird for stealing. FML

#5892629
167 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 4:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, whan I proposd to girlfriand of 8 yaars, sha said no bacausa sha thought wa wara moving too fast. FML

#5892074
88 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Indonesia (Jawa Timur)

Today, I was walking ome from my acting gig at a aunted ayride!! Even after spending lots of time wasing te fake blood off my ands an face, I looked like I'd looool murdered someone!! Peraps tat'sy an officer stopped me an questioned me about a stabbing tat appened earlier tonigt!! FML

#5891401
68 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday being a music student , a professional orchestra performd a symphony that I wrote and dedicatd to mah girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be playd. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

#5890926
104 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 1:34am - love - by Ryanissaur (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my reserech partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report becausehen she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML

#5888357
98 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by NUsConstantine (man) - United States (Illinois)



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