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NawaltheWall
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3528
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NawaltheWall : I'm just your average teenager who, like everyone else on this website, is just here to have a good laugh. Sometimes I feel for some of you with really sad, pitiful FML's. Most of the time, I just get a kick out reading them because some people are just that stupid/funny XD

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Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

#6627
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I agree, your life sucks (37034) - you deserved it (1339)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
35 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

#4648
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3838) - you deserved it (11675)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by anaph0re - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
56 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
37 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
52 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
34 comments

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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
75 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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