About NawaltheWall : I'm just your average teenager who, like everyone else on this website, is just here to have a good laugh. Sometimes I feel for some of you with really sad, pitiful FML's. Most of the time, I just get a kick out reading them because some people are just that stupid/funny XD
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 7:59am - love - by Indoraptor (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 7:09pm - kids - by DeeElleGee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 5:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, after getting my car completely fixed after it being damaged for a year, I was driving and the entire side panel on the car fell off. The repair man forgot to put the screws back in. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 4:23pm - misc - by 205 - United States
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 2:14am - love - by rejectedmidair (man) - United States (California)
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I thought it would be funny to draw a d*ck on my friend's binder while he was out of the class. While perfecting the drawing I realized the class had gone quiet. Looking up I realised my teacher had been watching me. I had to stand up infront of the class and talk about the drawing. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by MaiB (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 4:40pm - work - by JBK06262009 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Sursion (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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