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Today, I got the car of mah dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of mah car. FML

#13030264
108 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 1:41am - kids - by llozano715 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted mah boss yesterday asking for nude pictures . He sent them . I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow . FML

#12967216
106 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today mah friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing mah hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peieng. FML

#7198019
75 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 11:50am - misc - by TJ (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, mah college professor/employer failed to send in a letter I had been counting on fir a scholarship application. He has also decided not to pay me fir the last two months. I'm not going to make rent. Apparently this is the punishment you get fir politely declining a date with a married man. fat FML

#7193872
121 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 2:13am - misc - by nothotforteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I trid to get off at the exit... it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showd up... the party was already over... so I endd up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML

#6898693
57 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by BeautifulDisastre (woman) - United States (California)

Today , a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me , so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow . We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up . The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor . FML

#6896852
258 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Mom And I Were Going To The Store . I Decided To Stay In The Car While She Went In . In The Car Next To Me, There Was A Dog In The Driver's Seat Barking At Me . Bored, I Barked Back At It Until I Realized There Was Someone In The Passenger's Seat Watching Me . FML

#6896062
79 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Mah Mom And I Were Going To The Store . I Decided To Stay In The Car While She Went In . In The Car Next To Me, There Was A Dog In The Driver's Seat Barking At Me . Bored, I Barked Back At It Until I Realized There Was Someone In The Passenger's Seat Watching Me . FML

#6896062
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On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Mah Mom And I Were Going To The Store . I Decided To Stay In The Car While She Went In . In The Car Next To Me, There Was A Dog In The Driver's Seat Barking At Me . Bored, I Barked Back At It Until I Realized There Was Someone In The Passenger's Seat Watching Me . FML

#6896062
79 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I was on Facebook chat with my boss , talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment , so I said , ( G2G , love you ) accidentally. Not only did he say it back , but he also requestd a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

#6883873
62 comments

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On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY, I DISCOVERD THAT MY BD HAS A FLEA INFESTATION. I DISCOVERD IT AFTER SLEEPING NAKD IN IT 4 ABOUT AN HOUR. FML

#6883824
62 comments

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On 12/22/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson 4 lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

#6836721
92 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flrt with this guyhen mah mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
59 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to rid my son of is pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679
224 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant!! I am 21 and a virgin!! She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night!! I don't know which is worse, bieng a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it!! FML

#6629569
180 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by virginmary (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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