Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

NatalieAlken

Search for a member

NatalieAlken

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 458
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About NatalieAlken : Im currently in school doing my leaving cert. Hope to go to college next year. Love spending time with family friends and boyfriend. Hobbies are going out with my friends and boyfriend at the weekend, watching films, and generally having fun :)

NatalieAlken's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:49pm<b>omgfml982</b> - the 11/08/2010 at 11:03pm<b>niki_cooper</b> - the 11/08/2010 at 5:04pm

NatalieAlken's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

NatalieAlken's favorite FMLs

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

#15991083
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31392) - you deserved it (20862)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12813) - you deserved it (38696)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12813) - you deserved it (38696)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12813) - you deserved it (38696)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

#15215945
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31553) - you deserved it (3974)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40398) - you deserved it (20895)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43288) - you deserved it (7935)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45708) - you deserved it (5497)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68999) - you deserved it (3859)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30724) - you deserved it (19929) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68631) - you deserved it (3650)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37976) - you deserved it (7526)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

#13954362
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25821) - you deserved it (4579)

On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11362) - you deserved it (30367)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: