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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1536
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

#12964017
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59029) - you deserved it (3057)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

#12960697
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27545) - you deserved it (2796)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31318) - you deserved it (12352)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

#12887269
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28555) - you deserved it (6347)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

#12782393
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29284) - you deserved it (2985)

On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by SeagullsShouldDie - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

#12740190
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15245) - you deserved it (64265)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML

#12697631
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26292) - you deserved it (2818)

On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

#12360935
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30626) - you deserved it (2191)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34358) - you deserved it (9387)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

#7334131
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30134) - you deserved it (3349)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

#7086130
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44981) - you deserved it (2446)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

#6900019
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23051) - you deserved it (8059)

On 12/23/2009 at 9:30am - health - by SnowyConcussion (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34831) - you deserved it (3579)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57384) - you deserved it (2473)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)



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