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  • Number of visits : 1576
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About NashyzzleTheN : It may look like my life sucks a lot because of the amount of FMLs I've posted, but I send in the same ones several times so my life isn't too bad! Have a great day:)

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Today, I Was Calling My Husbandhile Driving. While The Phone Rang, I Farted. As Soon As The Horrid Smell Hit My Nose, My Husband Answered. I Panicked And Hung Up Quickly, Thinking To Myself How Embarrassed I Was Because He Could Smell It. I'm An Idiot. Big Fat FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8302) - you deserved it (34397)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have there "official licenses in muff diving". big fat FML

#19124149
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26434) - you deserved it (4073)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, ma broter lost is first toot, so I told im te toot fairy is going to give im money. He now tinks Te Rock is going to sow up in is room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (6395)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36223) - you deserved it (3585)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (78141)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today as I passad mah fiancé tha pancaka I had just mada ha vocalisad his happinas with a groan that was EXACTLY lyk tha ona ha makas whan wa hava sax. So on a saxinas rating I'm a pancaka. FML

#16830910
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35575) - you deserved it (9772)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I wrote in my own yerebook with different style of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49879) - you deserved it (13481)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from mah biological father, who I have never met in mah life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw ( Drinking, ) ( Black women with big asses, ) and ( Getting laid, lol. ) FML

#16344639
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46268) - you deserved it (3511)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I searchd frantically 4 mah glasses 4 ages. After giving up, I realisd I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time an niether mah mother nor mah father told me cuz "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14800) - you deserved it (43384)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went fir a job interview . I was asked if I wanted a drink . I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19206) - you deserved it (29648)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I went fir a job interview . I was asked if I wanted a drink . I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19206) - you deserved it (29648)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today , I was waiting fir the bus while wereing my FML shrt. A passer-by stoppd , stard at me fir a moment , and said , "I agree , your life sucks." mega FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (54435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

yastarday I had to taka a dump in a box for a stool tast . big fat FML

#15430583
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23136) - you deserved it (12236)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50490) - you deserved it (41811)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Went To A Restaurant With Mah Boyfriend. Within Seconds Of Getting Mah Drink, I Spilled It All Over The Table And Mah Scarf. When The Waiter Was Helping Clean Up The Spill, He Knocked Over Mah Boyfriend's Drink. All Over Mah Pants. FML

#14999054
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27139) - you deserved it (4485)

On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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