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Narcisse
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 August 1973 (42 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1543
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Narcisse : "Walk like it's for sale and rent is due."

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Narcisse's favorite FMLs

Today, I was using a wooden toothpick to try to get at some food that was firmly lodged between my teeth. The toothpick broke and now I also have a splinter of wood jammed in there too. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend the dentist said my blood pressure was high. He was more interested in the fact that the dentist took my blood pressure than my blood pressure being high. FML

#21095607
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (10249)

On 03/24/2014 at 10:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

#21094789
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33316) - you deserved it (17221)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

#21014763
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46045) - you deserved it (8897)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

#21000068
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51357) - you deserved it (4193)

On 12/21/2013 at 10:46am - misc - by 00bsg - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

#20938215
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45447) - you deserved it (3985)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

#20890231
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41511) - you deserved it (4028)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

#20859311
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56820) - you deserved it (6333)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

#20752113
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60768) - you deserved it (4163)

On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML

#20714140
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44482) - you deserved it (8447)

On 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by purged (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65561) - you deserved it (14809)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

#20712154
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20580) - you deserved it (115760)

On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (69747)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I decided I would try this feature on my banking app which lets me deposit checks by sending a picture of it. The instructions say to rip the check after depositing. The deposit didn't work and now I've got a ripped up paycheck. FML

#20650425
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26213) - you deserved it (52562)

On 05/08/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by Checkless chick - United States

Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML



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