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Narcisse's favorite FMLs
by False_Stupidity / 12/06/2015 at 1:19pm / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 10:11pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by chocochoco / 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by 00bsg / 12/21/2013 at 10:46am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML
by The_FN_Gunny / 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by confusedandnowsingle / 06/28/2013 at 8:23am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML
by purged / 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 6:34am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm / United States / Transportation
by tinypenis / 06/04/2013 at 8:15am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided I would try this feature on my banking app which lets me deposit checks by sending a picture of it. The instructions say to rip the check after depositing. The deposit didn't work and now I've got a ripped up paycheck. FML
by Checkless chick / 05/08/2013 at 6:21pm / United States / Money
Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML
by cowgirl927 / 04/18/2013 at 7:26am / United States / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…