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Today, I saw looool my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

#5919547
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37866) - you deserved it (22580)

On 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm - kids - by Raiders4ever (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today.. . I Awoke To Fine A Giant Turd On Mah Carpet.. . Cat Hair Everywhere In Mah Room.. . And A Big Hole In Mah Window Screen . I Don't Own A Cat . FML

#5863047
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32719) - you deserved it (1992)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:13am - animals - by Ethan (man) - United States (California)

2day I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would looool be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

#5703197
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7283) - you deserved it (48621)

On 10/07/2009 at 1:58pm - misc - by imok (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47496) - you deserved it (6342)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47496) - you deserved it (6342)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today, mah boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, an told me that he had been sleeping with mah wife 4 the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

#4343153
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59785) - you deserved it (2622)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:41pm - work - by smiletellsall (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, an told me that he had been sleeping with mah wife 4 the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

#4343153
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59785) - you deserved it (2622)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:41pm - work - by smiletellsall (man) - United States (California)

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete areahere the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

#2350763
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16647) - you deserved it (68558)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I released some ducks I ad and raised wit ma sisters at a local lake!! Tey were raised around ma uge German Seperd, wic explains y tey didn't freak out wen two uge dogs cummed out of no were and killed tree of tem, in front of ma little sisters!! FML

Today mah mother called me downstairs to give mehat I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down holds mah hands an with the gentlest most motherly expression on her face tells me "Honey if u ever come home pregnant I'll kill u an the baby." FML

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a littlehile, I noticed looool that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

#792519
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90519) - you deserved it (3953)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)



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