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Nanda
  • Town/Country : Myrtle Beach, Unites States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1982 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 391
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML

#1372393 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (46203) - you deserved it (7883)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and busted my head on the floor. FML

#1314307 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (37232) - you deserved it (3521)

On 04/25/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by Clumsy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

#1224721 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (21034) - you deserved it (41761)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)