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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 774
  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11565) - you deserved it (20257)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML


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On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

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