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Nakedsquirrel

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Nakedsquirrel

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About Nakedsquirrel : Hi there. Not sure what about my comment made you feel like checking my profile. Behold all the exciting shit you won't find anywhere else.. ..yeah.

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Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13857) - you deserved it (34918)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34057) - you deserved it (1888)

On 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by shield1123 - United States (Iowa)



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