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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by AbsolutelyEffed / 02/19/2009 at 11:57am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do… Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?"… Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes…