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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1371
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Naitsi's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1214884) - you deserved it (127478)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
788 comments

I agree, your life sucks (815309) - you deserved it (89205)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

#77446
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41377) - you deserved it (27510)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:57am - work - by AbsolutelyEffed (man) - United States (California)

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

#13946
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30768) - you deserved it (3258)

On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)



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