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by The fat and the ugly / 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
by boopadoop / 10/20/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
by FATS DOMINO / 10/20/2011 at 11:39am / United States (Maryland) / Money
by Bill / 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by justletitbeover / 05/28/2011 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
by jeanstein / 03/23/2011 at 10:58am / Miscellaneous
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by acab93 / 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by 5minsolder / 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by liz / 10/03/2010 at 12:00am / United States (West Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/19/2010 at 4:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by kebaby / 06/19/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a car with my house-mate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML
by Unwanted / 06/10/2010 at 8:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…