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On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by boopadoop - United States
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -
Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States
Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5662) - you deserved it (43238)
On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States
Today, my husband and I moved to get closer to his job. Today he got transferred 150 miles away from where we moved to. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19574) - you deserved it (1620)
On 10/03/2010 at 12:00am - love - by liz - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5242) - you deserved it (24280)
On 08/19/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
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On 06/19/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by kebaby (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was in a car with my house-mate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML
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On 06/10/2010 at 8:54am - misc - by Unwanted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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