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  • Number of visits : 1003
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Naitras's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

#20087854
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21995) - you deserved it (4002)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text: "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

#20003540
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22406) - you deserved it (1732)

On 08/05/2012 at 3:49am - kids - by daughter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13935) - you deserved it (43132)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

#18196154
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35362) - you deserved it (5742)

On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (1620)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML

#17725574
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (2264)

On 09/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by silent one - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

#15392529
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29310) - you deserved it (8861)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by embarassed - United States (New Jersey)

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

#14917539
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (3724)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16462) - you deserved it (20216)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16462) - you deserved it (20216)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

#14242813
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7654) - you deserved it (27736)

On 12/18/2010 at 1:03am - work - by Pouya - United States

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

#14242742
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22951) - you deserved it (2542)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:56am - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

#14242273
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33764) - you deserved it (6509)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12817) - you deserved it (23980)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)



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