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  • Birth Date : Friday 9 May 1986 (25 years)
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Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

#859604 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (54935) - you deserved it (134424)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (67592) - you deserved it (15908)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (12583) - you deserved it (33511)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (15379) - you deserved it (38946)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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