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  • Town/Country : U.S.A.
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Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33416) - you deserved it (2557)

On 11/04/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Walker (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27782) - you deserved it (4887)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7325) - you deserved it (34905)

On 09/22/2009 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31026) - you deserved it (2242)

On 09/18/2009 at 1:48pm - health - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70630) - you deserved it (19660)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)